Monday, February 13, 2006

Ten More Worst Battlestar Galactica Callsigns

10. Skidmarks
9. Bookworm
8. Near Miss
7. Pocket Protector
6. Bifocals
5. College Try
4. Wedgie
3. Honorable Mention
2. Guide Dog
1. Miss Congeniality

Thanks again, Tina. Tina obviously doesn't have enough work to do. And thanks to Tin Foil for "Nutsack" and the new ten in the comments from last post. And thanks to L&D for the idea of "Nutsack" being a callsign. Who's got ten more?


Blogger David said...

This could go on forever.

The Carlin society requires me to comment that a "near miss" isn't a miss at all, a near miss would be a hit. Things normally called a near miss should in fact be crashes.

Ten more:

1. buck naked
2. buttercup
3. code blue
4. mennonite
5. nose bleed
6. organ donor
7. panty shield
8. prostate
9. spellcheck
10. spin out

9:24 PM  
Blogger Lordsuhn said...

Hmmm.. lets see.

10. Blind man
9. Suicide
8. Judas
7. That black guy
6. Parkinson stick
5. Last Call
4. Black out
3. Big Dick
2. Lost Cause
1. Brain Dead

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Tina said...

Great stuff. And more:

10. Depends
9. Hall Monitor
8. Pompom
7. Groin Pull
6. Heat Rash
5. Prince Albert
4. Window Washer
3. Moist Towelette
2. Pick-Me-Up Bouquet
1. Cheney Buddy

9:40 PM  
Blogger Mikelle said...

My callsign is Red Dawn and I take it very seriously.

Another good name: Medusa.

11:27 AM  
Blogger Mickey Marx said...

I noticed that some of the actual callsigns on the first season are pretty lame. Hot Dog, Fireball, Crashdown, and Chuckles are the worst (Chuckles bought the farm in the raid on the Cylon trylium mine; Chuckles, we hardly knew ye). I have to add a few more:

10. Hostage
9. Target
8. Ding Dong
7. Bluebells
6. Blueballs
5. Pornstar
4. Detox
3. Botox
2. Assisted Living
1. DNR

When we get to 100 I'll post them all as a single entry. -Mickey "Ding Dong" Marx

6:28 PM  
Blogger Mickey Marx said...

Hey Dave, what does 'Feltercarp' mean? Is that one f the Mormonic slang words they used in the Dirk Benedict era? -Marx

6:40 PM  
Anonymous Tina said...

Did I hear wrong or did someone on this week's episode have the callsign Buster? That definitely ranks somewhere on the list.

5:54 AM  
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